At one point, Lancelot and Merlin's ridiculous friendship gets to the point where they go together into sun-dappled forests and stare lovingly into each other's eyes and just THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY FUCKING and Merlin is obviously in love with Arthur but sleeping with Lancelot because Arthur ONLY HAS EYES FOR GWEN and Lancelot is in LOOOOOOVVEE with Merlin and they are having angsty pining sex and NOTHING WILL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

Oh my god, that show. I love it but if you think about it too hard it all FALLS APART.